pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier